sianess post

very very sian... in office.

1. There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant !!
Which Male pencil is responsible?
THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.

2. Woman in bed with husband's best friend, phone rings! "YES".. OK,BYE".
She turns to her lover and says, THAT'S MY HUBBY, SAYS HE'S NOW
GOLFING WITH YOU.

3. 3 Roosters: normal, retarded and a gay.
Normal : cock-a-doodle-dooo !!!
Retarded : doodle-cock-a-dooo !!!
Gay : any-cock-will dooo !!!

4. 3 Guys were introduced to a girl.
Hi,.... I'm Peter, not a saint.
I'm Paul not a POPE.
I'm John not a Baptist...
The girl replied.. Hi.. I'm Mary, not a VIRGIN.

5. Girlfriends are appetizers. Tastes good at any time.
Mistresses are Tomyams..Hot and spicy. Eaten frequently.
WIVES are Maggie. Eaten when there's nothing to eat.!!!

6. Income Tax office asked a Prostitute why she puts her occupation
as CHICKEN FARMER.
She replied: I RAISED 5,000 COCKS LAST YEAR.!!

7. Yesterday's A nun jogging at Jogger' Park was raped by 4 guys.
Today's News :- Nearly 100 nuns found jogging at the park.

8. Why do Indians talk non stop?
guess.... Still dunno? OK lah.....
Answer : Becoz they left their full stop on their forehead.

super random post.

"gentle, sweet, slightly chubby, soft spoken, somewhat shuai, somewhat tall, somewhat dark..." where got such ppl har???

yay, count down to end of work. 3 more days, mon, tues, wed! yayy!!! NO MORE BLARDY BRUNEI IMMIGRATION FORMS!!! finally tried all the foodies from golden mile. todays chocolate fondue completes the whole thing!

quote for the day...
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who family sia
[c=1][/c][c=1]佐思琳[/c][b][c=1][/c][/b] [c=#58EF6F] [[Love Needs Luck, a LiL Rashness, and a LiL Courage]][/c] says:
bee = ah ma, gladwin= ah gong
viwawa : a_yan88 !!! Skype : Er Sing Yan UNOFFICIALLY GRADUATED!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAYYY!!! says:
nptkd..
[c=1][/c][c=1]佐思琳[/c][b][c=1][/c][/b] [c=#58EF6F] [[Love Needs Luck, a LiL Rashness, and a LiL Courage]][/c] says:
u daughter
[c=1][/c][c=1]佐思琳[/c][b][c=1][/c][/b] [c=#58EF6F] [[Love Needs Luck, a LiL Rashness, and a LiL Courage]][/c] says:
qm son
[c=1][/c][c=1]佐思琳[/c][b][c=1][/c][/b] [c=#58EF6F] [[Love Needs Luck, a LiL Rashness, and a LiL Courage]][/c] says:
lydia, xi fu~

haiyerzz.

I WANT ONE OF THESEEEEEEEEE!!! SHALL WORK TOWARDS THIS GOAL. huhh... weekend job??

it've been a ultra sian week.

Monday: TKD
urgh, very lousy lousy lousy, cant kick, cant stretch, cant spar and zero stamina, already very lousy liao, then now even lousier. SIAN.

Tuesday: Driving
after work, learn driving at 8pm is quite a sickening thingy to do, sibei cannot concentrate, cant even do a proper parallel parking. thenn, left my purse in his car summore, like a few 985s came and i cant go home and ZZZZZZzzZzz. hate the driving instructor, SIAN.

Wednesday: Visiting angie.
wah, very *dunnoe how to describe the feeling* when i saw angie, lasttime see her healthy healthy, jump here jump there type, after the operation, like became super ultra fragile. but should be okay soon, transferring to normal ward alr/soon. gambatte!

Thursday: RAIN LIKE SIAO WHEN I WHEN TO WORK.
super punctual for work lor, cos tio warning alr. took the train and had to walk around to look for a stewpid umbrella, then in the end, whole world was late. -_-||
ponned training too... forgot to pack gi rar... every morn is mad rush, sibei SIAN.

Friday: TIO KANNED BY BEETTCHHY BOSS.
bcos of the darn immigration form, which is one of those forms that i realllllllly hate filling, so much details and accuracy, so... naturally will have some mistakes lar. damnit.
the blardy booklet, wanna cut cost and convert A4 to A5, blardy niao. how to squeeze A4 size content into A5. kns queen.
wad msning joc after lunch, cos it wasnt 1pm yet, then, after that, called up the interviewees up for interviews, forgot to minimize the chat window, kns queen came and super ultra sarcastically said "msn ah, blabla, company paid u to work, blablabla" so i told her i was calling the interviewees and not msn-ing, which she farging retorted, "wah, so u use msn to talk to the interviewees". DAMN PISSED AND SIANED.
ps-ed ppl. whoopsie.

Saturday: Binged on CHEEZELS
... muffins + bak chor mee + char kway tio + jap food + Kaya toast + waffle + cheezels + potato chips + CONSTIPATION = F.A.T

urgh

Work really really do suck! I am like the lowest paid office girl ever. For the pathetic sum of ONE THOUSAND cash, i have to work like a blardy donkey from Monday to Friday, 9am to 6pm. It takes 1hr to the dumb office and 1.5hrs back home. Crazy jams along Bukit Timah rd and Dunearn rd, worst still, normally not seats!


routine works

- check on the gebiz webby for tenders and quotations. relatively easy. but was hellish for the initial days due to the blardy forever-out-of-toner-printer. STRESS.
- do some research thingy for the bossES. which sometimes is sooo irritating cos all the info i got was like, "find me all the info of hostels in singapore and their rates and availabilty in july", "find me the rates of all 3* hotels in Sg*
- collect letters and deposit cheques and etc etc etc.
- update the movement chart... which i asked the staff to DIY.
- pao tea for the lazy boss.
- receptionist
- door guard

on top of that... i am also,
- part time mover/ packer/ chapalanchan worker
- teacher asst
- runner (buy paper, buy thumbdrive, buy this buy that, send this, send that)
T___T T___T T___T T___T T___T T___T T___T

something good is that... the colleagues are nice! =D ^^ =) , the food are good too! ... love the muffins!!! I LIKE S|| muffin!!! no chance to eat liao... and the cha kway tiao havent try yet also, and the fish beehoon, and the beef noodles (nt really, dont like beef).

so far...famous food i had was,
HAINAN HOKKIEN MEE. - too dry for my liking!!!
Ah balling - okay lor... not bad, think its good cos the skin aint too thick, soft and chewy. HAO CHI!
S|| muffin - I LIKE!!! Tried the... apple, coffee nut, and walnut one. SERIOUSLY not bad, its super pang~!
lavender FC Yong tau foo - err, not bad?? YTF like all the same one what
Taihwa Bah Chor Mee - WHAH, very very the pork lardy, i din noe, tot wad crispy crispy thing. den... omg. but nice lah!
belgium waffle - The chocolate is damn gao!!! shiok.

not enough lunch le. =(

Met up with the F01s on 1 Sat... like 7 of us. lol. very good response.

1 TKDer got admitted into NUH! Get well soon!!! *sings hai you ming tian 2's de zu ti qu for u.*

JUST HAD A HAIRCUT, the hairstylist say its very different, but... really like no diff leh.

oh no, lifes sooo boring. nothing to update.

stewpid driving instructor. according to his crazy logic, must learn intensively now, den when its the TP month, can slack to once every 2weeks?! And hes charging me for poning lesson. say what must inform 2days (i gave 1 day notice lor) in advance, but I M LIKE SUPER DUPER ULTRA SURE THAT HE CAN EASILY GET REPLACEMENT FOR THE SLOT LOR, HE CAN SUDDENLY JUST CALL ME AND ASK ME TO GO FOR DRIVING A FEW HRS LATER LIKE TAT. KNN, EARN SO MUCH MONEY STILL WANT TO CHEAT YOUR STUDENT's, BLARDY DRIVING INSTRUCTOR WHO CAN JUST ANYOHOW GO FOR A 2 WEEKS TOUR LIKE TAT. WERY ANGRY COS I HAD TO PAY $38 BLARDY DOLLARS FOR A ONE BLARDY HOUR LESSON. DAMN U, OLD FRIGGIN FAGGOT. CAN TEACH AND EAT DINNER AT THE SAME TIME. I PAY U TO BLARDY EAT DINNER OR FOR TEACHING. K.N.S. GIAM PENG KING.

*if i ever got a deathnote, i am gonna write " *insert dumb instructor's name* dies of being excessively gian peng, cause of death, too gian peng and was pelleted to death by 1cent coins from angry mob"

eww... WORK

T_T working life suckss!!! And its only my 2nd day. 2mths, 29days to go!